Boob Balm faux leather Bertie the Cow is so

Bertie the Cow is so cute and cuddly

ever since a young child

please take care and do not overload your bag as it may cause your pram to tip over

This household essential is kid-sized and poised for outdoor fun—come rain

Boob Balm faux leather Bertie the Cow is soWhen have you ever thought so much about your boobs before? Those two pillowy mounds that have been there since your first pimple are now overtaking your life, and by gosh do they HURT! Cracked, grazed, rubbed raw and sensitive as f*&!, this little, wiggly, crying, lump you created is literally sucking the life out of you. We think we can help. Please let us help. Boob Balm is all natural, vegan and Australian made, but also works, and here's why: